Jack for President

I've been musing a lot recently about the Jack Bauer (24) method of leadership and doing things. He is the epitome of the motto of the UK special forces, the S.A.S. Who Dares, Wins. In my view, all business schools and leadership seminars should have a Jack Bauer branch, showing them how to get things done; a) without permission; and b) without keeping any rules. Jack is my hero. He should be president. My old teacher always said that rules are made to be broken, and there is Jack. Jack always gets his man, kills people he thinks are worthy of death, i.e. the bad guys. Jack doesn't take people to court where they get off with light sentences, he just takes them out. He doesn't respect people's privacy or property. He tortures people without mercy, knowing that he has a higher purpose; to get the bad guys and protect the public. He's a loner with a murdered wife by the dreaded Nina, the multilingual and multiloyal (or disloyal) slut. Worse of all he has to use her to help him sometimes, before finally killing her in Day 3 I think. "She was going for her gun, honest." "But Jack, she was fatally wounded and was writhing round on the floor. You could have kicked the gun away from her and arrested her." "No, I had to kill her, she was a threat." Okay Jack, you win. Imagine if Jack was hunting Osama Bin Laden. Osama would have no chance. "Chloe, get me a fix on Bin Laden. That's B-i-n L-a-d-e-n. he's a tall Arab in a white mufti carrying an AK-47 and a satellite phone." "Roger Jack. Let me just recalibrate every satellite in the world to my laptop, as well as every schematic of every building on the planet. I'm also checking on every AK-47 and every satellite phone sold in the last ten years. Shouldn't take too long, there's only fifty million records. I'm cross checking all sales to a tall Saudi in white mufti, especially those with rich families." "Chloe, time is running out. I need a fix on Bin Laden......NOW!" "Yes Jack, we have a fix on him, he's hiding in a cave on the Pakistani border, we have some Green Berets in the area." "Chloe, get me a chopper....NOW!" "Yes Jack, there's one coming in, he'll land on the top of the third flagpole, you can shimmy up the pole and jump on." "Roger Chloe." Jack leaps on the chopper, flies to Afghanistan in 30 seconds, beating the Green Berets. He leaps off the chopper, kills two thousand armed Al Quieda men by throwing sand in their faces at extreme velocity. He thens runs into the cave, and confronts Bin Laden. But, it's a double cross. Bin Laden is actually a CIA operative, sponsored by the NSA, the president, and bankrolled by rich US businessmen. He's working for the FBI, LAPD, and the NRA. He didn't have anything to do with 9/11, it was done by rogue CIA operatives who didn't like the color of President Bush's necktie. Jack being Jack, he calls to Bin Laden. "Put down the weapon. NOW." "But I'm on your side," Bin Laden protests. "I'm a patriot. I love my country." Jack responds, "I do not want to hurt you but I will kill you." "Won't that hurt?" Bin Laden asks. Jack cuts him short with a stream of 9mm bullets. Yes, Jack is our hero because he touches a raw nerve. We all know that if we keep our tidy Western world rules, law, and the Constitution, the terrorists will ultimately win, or we'll have to negotiate with them. We all know we can only win if we are as ruthless, or more so, than them. It's with heavy hearts that we know that our civilization will eventually be overrun by extremists, probably Islamists of some kind, and we Jews are doomed to another holocaust.
The answer is simple - Jack Bauer for President. He'd sort everyone out.